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Some Weird Sin SRD

Failed Careers

Roll 1d100

Career - Starting Item(s)

  1. Algae Cuisine Chef - 3 cubes of dehydrated food grade algae, Iron_Pan(lm, 1d6, 0)
  2. Algae Tank Sluice Operator - Waist-high wellies, Reacing_Hook(lm, 1d6, 0, Reach)
  3. Android Repair Man - Electronic Repair Kit, Welding_Torch(mm, 1d8, 1, Fire)
  4. Android-Pop Star Manager - Earplugs, CattleProd(mm, 1d8, 1, Electric)
  5. Apocalyptic Street Preacher - Hollowed out bible, Sawed_Off(mr, 1d8, 20; Cone(15))
  6. Art Dealer - AI made collage box, Armored_Clothing(light, 2), ₽1000
  7. Asteroid Miner - Frequency resonator, Jackhammer(hm, 1d12, 0, Kick)
  8. Astrodock Laborer - Magnetic boots, Safety_Rig(heavy, 6)
  9. Bartender - Expensive bottle of top-shelf hooch, Forgotten_Pistol(lr, 1d6, 6, Concealable)
  10. Biochemist - 3 vials of hormones, Enviornmental_Suit(heavy, 2, Env_Protect(8))
  11. Black Market SQUID Disc Dealer - 3 recorded SQUID disc
  12. Bootleg Animal Dealer - A small, living (artificial) animal.
  13. Buddhist Monk - Begging bowl, Walking_Staff(mm, 1d6, 0, Reach)
  14. Bureaucrat - Bulletproof clipboard (as Shield)
  15. Calorie Man - Hand crank generator, Jug of Calorie Juice Meal Replacement
  16. Cashier at Opium Den Fast Food Restaurant - 3 doses of opium, Switchblade(lm, 1d6, 0, Concealable)
  17. Chatbot Backend - List of chatbot system passwords, 2x4_Board(mm, 1d6, 0)
  18. Cheetah Blood Drainer - Collar with tap, CattleProd(mm, 1d8, 1, Electric)
  19. CIA Informant - 1 Dose of Truthers, SimSense Recording Unit augment
  20. Cirque de Solie Performer - 50 ft of silk, Synthetic Skin augment
  21. Clone Decanter - Squeegee, rubber gloves, CattleProd(mm, 1d8, 1, Electric)
  22. Corporate Drone - ID card, Stapler(lm, 1d4, 2)
  23. Corporate Geomancer - Geomancy tool, Nice Suit, ₽1000
  24. Cosmonaut - Tattoos of Lenin and Putin over heart, old space suit, TP-82(mr, 2d8, 20, One_Handed)
  25. Counterfeiter - Fake traveling papers or license, Pistol(lr, 1d6, 5)
  26. Courier - Mysterious package, Pistol(lr, 1d6, 5)
  27. Cyber Zen Guru - Recurrent wired vizzy, 2 doses of Technicolor
  28. Data Courier - Cranium drive augment, cigarettes
  29. Data Security - 2 cassettes, HeadDrive unit
  30. Deforester - Chainsaw(hm, 1d12, 3, Fuel)
  31. DIY Pharmacist - Vial of strange drugs, Enviornmental_Suit(heavy, 2, Env_Protect(8))
  32. Drug Mule - Vial of strange drugs, ₽500, Pistol(lr, 1d6, 5)
  33. Environment Ministry Inspector - Breathing mask
  34. Experimental Moonshiner - Jar of high proof alcohol, Sawed_Off(mr, 1d8, 20; Cone(15))
  35. Feng Shui Consultant - Feng Shui compass, ₽1500
  36. Forklift Mech Construction Worker - Hard hat
  37. Furry Cult - Animal canine teeth implants (1d6 bite attack)
  38. Gene-Ripper - 2 doses of CustomGenesTM
  39. Genetically-modified Cat Exterminator - Hiku brand cat trap (slightly stained), CattleProd(mm, 1d6, 1, Electric)
  40. Genetically-modified Elephant Handler - Pain inducer remote and collar, ElephantProd(hm, 1d10, 1, Electric)
  41. Gunsmith - Weapon repair kit, Gun of your choosing
  42. Handsome Weeping Boy (Ikemeso Danshi) - Fine silk suit, ₽1500
  43. Hemp Farmer - Bag of marijuana, ₽1000
  44. Hinterland Surrogate - Vial of strange drugs, Taser_Pistol(lm, 1d6, 20, Electric)
  45. Hologram Artist - Stereoconversion goggles, 2 cans of spray paint
  46. Horse Historian - Bag of horse bones, ₽750
  47. HyperPolo Player - Hyper_Polo motorcycle, HyperPolo_Mallet(mm, 1d8, 0, Radioactive, One_Handed)
  48. Implant Repo - Dissection kit, Repo_Knife(lm, 1d6, 0, Bleeding(1))
  49. J-Pop Star Bodyguard - Earplugs, Electric_Knuckles(lm, 1d6, 0, Electric, Conceralable)
  50. Jailbreaker - Electronic repair kit, Taser_Gloves(lm, 1d4, 0, Electric)
  51. Jeffery’s Tube Engineer - Mechanics tool kit, Jeffery_Wrench(mm, 1d8, 0, Electric)
  52. KGB Operative - 1 dose of poison with umbrella for delivery, tattoo of Lennon and Putin
  53. Locksmith - Lockpicks, ScrewDriver(lm, 1d4, 0)
  54. Lunar Miner - LunarPickaxe(hm, 1d10, 0)
  55. Machinist - Tool kit, Union membership, AutoWrench(hm, 1d12, 0)
  56. Mafia Family Member - Passcard to penthouse, Pistol(lm, 1d6, 6, Concealable)
  57. Mall Santa - Wine stained fake beard, MiniNuke (grenade, 2d6, 20, Radiation) x2, ₽1000 debt
  58. Merchant Marine - Shipping charts, knowledge of what the hell a merchant marine is
  59. Meth Cook - Meth x3, Tear_Gas (grenade, 0, 20, Poison_Smoke) x2
  60. Muay Thai Competitor - Glass laced knuckle-wraps
  61. Nail Salon Slave - Pain inducer collar and remote. NailFiler(lm, 1d4, 20)
  62. Nuclear Physicist - Slightly glowing rod, MiniNuke (grenade, 2d6, 20, Radiation)
  63. Oil Rig Worker - Hard hat, RigSuit(light, 2)
  64. Organ Harvester - Dissection kit, 2 doses of Happy pills, AutoSaw(mm, 1d8, 1)
  65. Organ Incubator - One extra organ of your choice, ₽750
  66. Orphan Catcher - Handcuffs, CattleProd(mm, 1d6, 1, Electric)
  67. Panzerboy - Ignition key to a burnt out tank somewhere, Uzi(mr, 1d8, 5, One_Handed)
  68. Paramedic - First aid kit, ShockPaddles(hm, 1d12, 2, Electric)
  69. Parkour Competitor - Climbing gloves, HalfBrickInASock(mm, 1d6, 0, One_Handed)
  70. Patent Clerk - -1 will to live, 3 stolen patent data discs, ₽750 debt, PatentRifle(mr, 1d8, 8, Radiation)
  71. Pimp - Little black book, SwordCane(mm, 1d6, 0, Concealable)
  72. Pizza Delivery - Shitty car, TP-82(mr, 2d8, 20, One_Handed)
  73. Pornographer - Holodisk of Android pornography, BraidedFlogger(lm, 1d6, 0, Non-Lethal)
  74. Professional Apologizer - Auto-Tear duct augment, ₽750
  75. Prostitute - Disease resistant patches, ₽1500, Throat Weasel augment
  76. Ramen Cook - 3 packs of expensive ramen, Pan(mm, 1d8, 0, Concussion)
  77. Radio DJ - Portable broadcasting equipment, ₽1500 debt
  78. Renraku Prostitute - Still installed “cutout switch”, BraidedFlogger(lm, 1d6, 0, Non-Lethal)
  79. Respiratory Therapy Technician - 2 canisters of oxygen, SmokeGrenade(grenade, 0, 20, Smoke)
  80. Rickshaw Driver - Rickshaw, CobraBaton(mm, 1d8, 0, Concealable), ₽250
  81. Ringleader of traveling Android Circus - Top hat with PA system, ElectroWhip(mm, 2d6, 1, Electric, Reach, One_Handed)
  82. Rock Star - Electronic instrument, LargePistol(mr, 1d8+2, 6), a manifesto, ₽25000 debt, a cocaine habit
  83. Salary Man - Corporate handbook (full of oaths, company songs, and standard practices), ₽1500
  84. Security Consultant - Remote motion sensor, Stun_Baton(mm, 1d8, 0, Electric)
  85. SimLife Star - Sense-record unit, Taser(lr, 1d6, 20, Non-lethal)
  86. SimLife Star Impersonator - Fake sense-record unit, Fake_Taser (lr, 0, 0)
  87. Smack Supplier for Dolphins - Heroin kit (drug, lighter, spoon, needle)
  88. Solar Balloon Squatter - Electronic repair kit, UV Skin protection augment
  89. SQUID Recorder - SQUID magnetometer, SQUIDGun(mr, 0, 6, DataStealer)
  90. Street Surgeon - Bottle of high proof liquor, CarBatteryShockPaddles(hm, 1d8, 1, Electric)
  91. Student - 3 textbooks, ₽25000 debt, Adderall x3
  92. Surrogate Mother to Clone Babies - Third breast augmentation, CattleProd(mm, 1d6, 1, Electric)
  93. TacoCopter Specialist - Mini UAV, Drone Control Unit augment
  94. Tong Enforcer - Chinese cigarettes, LengthOfChain(mm, 1d8, 0, Reach)
  95. Trade Magnate - Mysterious package, ₽25000 debt
  96. Transit System Worker - Lifetime pass, flashlight, Pistol(lr, 1d6, 6)
  97. Visigoth Gang Member - Fine gothic clothing, Sword (mm, 1d8, 0)
  98. Yakuza Enforcer - -1 pinky finger, Fashionable clothes, Uzi (mr, 1d8, 5, One_Handed)
  99. Yoga Instructor to the Stars - Disc full of celebrity secrets, MiniNuke (grenade, 2d6, 20, Radiation)
  100. Zef Rapper - Fine silk boxers, NeonUzi (mr, 1d8+1, 5, One_Handed) x2